Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Skye is failing. Skye is failing.

ONE day Henny-penny was surfing the internet when--whack!--something hit her upon the head.

'Goodness gracious me!' said Henny-penny;

'Skye's infrastructure is a-failing; I must go and tell the BBC.'

So she went along and she went along and she went along till she met Cocky-locky.

'Where are you going, Henny-penny?' says Cocky-locky.

'Oh! I'm going to tell the BBC Skye's infrastructure is a-failing,' says Henny-penny.

'May I come with you?' says Cocky-locky, who worked for the Telegraph. 'Certainly,' says Henny-penny.

So Henny-penny and Cocky-locky went to tell the BBC that Skye's infrastructure was a-failing.

So she went along and went along and she went along until she met Policey Weesey.

'Where are you going, Henny-Penny?' Says Policey Weesey.

'Oh! I'm going to tell the BBC Skye's infrastructure is a-failing,' says Henny-Penny.

"Oh no you're fucking not". says Policey Weesey.

Yet Henny-Penny did, but nobody believed her -- or the BBC. As usual.



https://twitter.com/LochabSkyePol/status/895227268418719744





Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Not the Hootsmon Headlines, the Herald ones


         Just how many headbangers and nutters were hurt though?

Thursday, 30 March 2017

Vote Britain.

I thought this needed another airing, thanks to the events of yesterday. Alan Bisset compresses the next two years of  British media headlines into five minutes and twenty-six seconds.


Wednesday, 25 January 2017